Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
Yea I can rap
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
Actually cried laughing. In the library.
THE HAIRCUT ONE HAHAHAH
You know when you have that one craving, for that one person to be in your arms, to press your lips against theirs, to feel nothing but complete happiness?
The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise
The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis
The Mexican starring Brad Pitt
Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal